People who don't like avocados = shady.
People who don't like dogs = shady.
People who don't like dogs OR avocados = dead to us.
We've known for some time that truly the best people love dogs and avocados. We are now ready to take it a step further and say that if a person has an aversion to either avocados or dogs, that something must be off. Recently, this theory proved itself once again. Leslie was at dinner with a potential mate of a good friend. Wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt, Leslie bit her tongue when she ordered her tacos without avocado. (WHY DON'T YOU JUST ORDER LIFE WITHOUT SUNSHINE YOU INGRATE?!) Well as it turns out she was shady and quite possibly dead to us.
So, dear friend, consider yourself better off. You deserve someone who doesn't slap God in the face for the wonders he's given us.
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Damn her eyes!
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